A For Effort
For all you said about your crappy animation, I've tried my hand at Flash and came nowhere close to your level of proficiency. Granted, this was when it was Macromedia Flash 8 and not even owned by Adobe but still...it ain't easy.
Voicework is always a stickler for me, and while this wasn't the greatest, at least you could understand what you were saying. In many Flash movies I've seen here and around the net, the voice acting is static-y and completely unintelligible. Props for that.
On the whole, the movie itself wasn't bad. Some of the jokes were pretty funny and the bleeping of the profanity was funnier than if you had actually said the words.
There are things that could be improved on, I always like to see more frame-by-frame than tweens but I understand how difficult it is. I also realized that some of the jokes were based on goofy looking tweens, so I'm not knocking you for those.
All in all it was a good effort, I look forward to seeing what you come up with in the future.